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(Hello, I'm the Creepypasta Critic. I remember it because it's my name; what did you expect, dumbasses? Let's talk about Sonic. I'm not the biggest fan on Sonic games, but the classic 2D games such as the Advance series really left a big memory in my heart wanting more. A fast, blue hedgehog collecting rings and defeating a giant egg with his pals. Who could ask for more? However, you should never try to make anything as innocent as Sonic into a scary story. Because when you do, YOU SHIT OUT SONIC.EXE! One of the most horrible creepypastas to ever be written, and it was one of the most popular stories before it was moved to this wiki? What were users smoking to find this enjoyable, and where can I get some? OK, I need to calm down...(drinks full can of Four Loco) *gulp*...Proceed.)


I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else (because everyone in the world is a "TOTALL SAWNIK DA HEDCHHAWG FANN), I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics.(Sonic and Knuckles doesn't have shit on Sonic 06!) I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had... (1. NO ONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE wants to play glitchy games. 2. If you just played the glitchy/hacked game that's in the title, then how come you say that you never played one? 3. Hacks of games sometimes can be hidden gems that should have been released onto consoles. But, I digress...)

It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it (and how you can piss on fire hydrants. Oh, quit booing me!)) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision (peripheral vision lolololol im so smart), that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left (and right and left and right and left and right. Come on ladies, shake those hips!). I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... (The suspense indicated by the 3 dots is killing me.) The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that) (<--WTF?), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. (2 weeks is a such a long time away. God forbid if someone didn't hear from Kyle in 3 WEEKS! AAAAAAHHH!) I know that because I recognized his handwriting (lolololol im so smart), though what was weird is how it looked; (Period, dumbass. Not a semicolon.) it looked badly written and (itchy and) scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry. (Fun fact: Kyle tried to write the note down before the Fruit Stripe gum in his mouth ran out of flavor.)

This is what he wrote...

"Tom,

I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me.... (It's Sonic. It's Sonic.)

Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. (It's fucking Sonic.) Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.

Please...

(Jerry. IMEANUH Kyle.)"

Well, that was certainly weird. (Ok; this guy has no idea how to fucking write.) Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks (Thank you SO MUCH for restating what we already know!), I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc (Who the fuck calls a video game that is on a CD a "gaming disc"? That would be like me callling Woody from Toy Story an "old characterized cowboy") would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game (right?) Boy, was I wrong about that...

ANY way (CAPITAL letters IN the MIDDLE of NOWHERE are FUCKING epic.), I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "SONIC.EXE", and it was much unlike (Grammar used in today's horror fables is most unorthodox! I shall rebel even if people can't understand what I mean!) Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "SONIC" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Sonic fan. (Wow. Fucking wow. This douchebag of a Creepypasta writer is more repetitive than a Pokemon character!)

I went up to my room (1.)and turned on my computer (2.)and put the disc in (3.)and installed the game. (While I was installing the game, my computer slowed down at 18% and went back to normal at 59%. Now you may be wondering why this slowdown happened...) When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the first Sonic game, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. (1. HE KNOWS THAT HE'S REPEATING WHAT HE SAID EARLIER?!? 2. If you want to be that way, you said EARLIER that you liked the modern games better! What's wrong with your demented brain?) The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black. (Once you go black, you never go back, baby...)

I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic. (Wow. You saw all of that in a split second? Give this kid a microscope slide and I bet that he can see the cells on it without the microscope!)

But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Sonic, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME (Oh my god! It's just like...what Sonic does in the original game!...OOOOOOOH!), and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened (If this is a Creepypasta (or at least WAS,) I can assume that weird things are going to keep happening.), the save file select from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? (OMG he swore so edgy.) What's this doing in the first Sonic game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse (...what a specific note for everyone who never heard that music before...). And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files. (It's almost like the save files have never been played on before!)

What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Tails, Knuckles and to my surprise, Dr. Robotnik! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Robotnik in a classic Sonic game, for crying out loud? (I tried to play as Robotnik in Sonic The Hedgehog 3, and I never found my complete save file again.)

That's when I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game. (OK. I know that everyone wants to say it, but let's count down as a group. 1...2...3! "NO SHIT!" Fuck you, writer! Fuck you!)

Yeah it definitely looked hacked (Yeah this sentence connected by an out of place comma looks like completely realistic dialogue), it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer (Fun fact: The writer of this pasta is not a smart anything.), I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling (My commentary on this story is getting pretty repetitive in its own self, so I'll let you guess what I would put in this comment.) I picked File 1 and chose Tails and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to black. (Come on, writer! If you're going to try and scare us, reference scary things that everyone knows about! For me, I've never played Final Fantasy before, so i'm going to assume that he laughs like Peppermint Larry from Flapjack.)

The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing (Saying "thing" lots of times to describe objects works on Disney Junior shows. It doesn't work on pastas!), except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red and the text showed only "HILL, ACT 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Tails in the Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway (Don't you mean "ANY way"?) I started playing and had Tails start running like you would in any of the classic Sonic games (Tails permanently damaged his leg during Sonic Adventure, asshole!), what was odd was that as Tails was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a few trees for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.

I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the small animals lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to slow down), Tails had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead animals as Tails moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers (lowered) and he moves (moved) past more dead animals, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a squirrel was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails (WTF ARE ENTRAILS?) hanging out, a bunny had all four of his limbs torn off and a duck had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Tails. After a few more seconds there were no more animals and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Tails to continue. (Wow. This section has the least amount of commentary in it so far! Either I'm getting bored/lazy or this section deserves an Oscar!)

After a minute passed after (Don't tell me that the second "after" in this sentence was unnecessary! I have a very specific vision, damnit!) the music stopped, Tails was running up a hill and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why; Sonic was there on the other side of the screen with his back against Tails with his eyes closed. Tails looked happy to see Sonic but then his smile faltered (#fuckthewords"fadedaway"), obviously noticing that Sonic wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Tails' presence. Tails walked slowly toward Sonic, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene. (The original Sonic game never had cutscenes like the one being described here...)

Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as Tails walked closer to Sonic to get his attention, I felt that Tails was in danger and something bad was going to happen. (Everyone knows to call Superman in this situation, you moron!) I heard faint static growing louder as Tails was but inches away from Sonic (How many inches away? 4? 10? 129?) and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That foreboding (I'm not going to even do it this time around.) feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Tails to get away from Sonic as the static grew louder. (Because Tails can really hear Tom if he yelled at Tails.)

Suddenly in a split second I saw Sonic's eyes open and they were black with those red glowing dots, just like that title image, thought there wasn't a smile. (Use Clear Eyes for dry, red eyes.) When that happened the screen turned black and the static sound was off.

It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying, "Hello. Do you want to play with me?" (Plankton: "Do I want to what?")

At this point I was creeped out, I didn't want to continue with the game, but my curiosity got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying "HIDE AND SEEK".

This time I was in the Angel Island level from Sonic 3 and it looked like everything was on fire. (I mean, how can you play in Angel Island in the original Sonic game, for crying out loud?)

Tails looked as though he was scared out of his wits this time. (The writer's brain was also out of wits when he wrote this story.) He actually looked at me and made frantic gestures to me (#mrclipboardgestures) as if he wanted to get out of the area he was in as fast as possible. I was starting to get freaked out by this...I mean Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall, trying to tell me to get him out of there.

So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could and made him run as fast as he could, a pixelated version of that creepy theme when you meet Shadow at the ARK as Robotnik from SA2 (SPECIFIC MUSIC THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD MOVING ON)was playing as I made Tails trek through the desolate forest, trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from.

Suddenly I heard that creepy laugh again... that awful, Kefka laugh... (Please see above comment for reference to Kefkah.) right after 10 seconds have passed as I helped Tails run through the forest, and then I started seeing flashes of Sonic popping everywhere on the screen, (Tell me that they weren't hot flashes.) again with those black and red eyes.

The music changed to that suspenseful drowning jingle (What drowning jingle? As a person who does not play video games but who does read pastas, I do not know what that suspenseful drowning jingle is.) as I see Sonic behind Tails slowly gaining up on him FLYING; Sonic wasn't running, he was actually FLYING! (And Sonic wasn't aiming for the truck!) The flying pose his sprite was making looked very similar to Metal Sonic's flying pose in Sonic CD, except it was just Sonic and he had the black and red eyes again, only

THIS time he had the most deranged looking grin on his face, he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor little fox as he gained up on him. (Fun fact: Tails said many things while being chased by Sonic that modern music groups are still trying to decode to this day.)

Suddenly when Tails tripped (another cut scene) the music stopped and Sonic vanished. Tails laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself. But then Sonic appeared right in front of Tails and Tails looked up in horror.

Blood started to come down those blackened eyes of Sonic's as a grin slowly grew from his face as he looked down at the horrified fox, I could do nothing but watch. (Or you could: end the game, take the disc out of it's player, go out of the room until the volume was silent, break the disc inside of it's player...no? None of those?...OK.)

Just in a split second Sonic lunged at Tails right before the screen went black, there was a loud screeching noise that only lasted 5 seconds. The text returned only this time it said "You're too slow, want to try again?" and then that god-awful laugh came with it. (#trollface)

I was so shocked by what had happened...did Sonic murder Tails? No, he couldn't have... He and Tails are supposed to be best friends, right? Why did Sonic do that to him? (He needed that Clear Eyes, man. Should have gotten him some Clear Eyes.)

I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had Tails was different; Tails was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that red static, Tails' expression scared me, his eyes were black and bleeding, his orange fur had gone black and he had an expression of anguish on his face, Trying to ignore it I picked Knuckles next.

The laugh came again and the screen cut to black again and stayed there for another 10 seconds, this time the level said "YOU CAN'T RUN (BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, SQUAREPANTS!)".

I was really freaked out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a glitch, or a hack, or some kind of sick twisted joke... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.

The next level looked much different, it had the ground of the Scrap Brain zone, but the sky background looked like the main menu; it had the dark reddish cloudy sky. But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like Giygas' theme right after you beat Pokey in Earthbound. (Shut up, shut up, shut up about your stupid music fetish!) I also noticed that Knuckles looked afraid just like Tails did, though not as much, more rather he looked a little unnerved. He broke the fourth wall just like Tails and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway.

He ran down the straight pathway in this dark level, and as he did the screen started to flicker red static a couple times and then that maddening laugh came again.

Then after a few seconds of running I notice several bloodstains on the metallic ground, I felt a growing sense of fear again thinking something horrible is going to happen to Knuckles. (*slaps head* No duh!) He looked nauseated walking down this blood-stained road, but I still kept him going.

Suddenly as Knuckles ran, Sonic appeared right in front of him with those black and red eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying "FOuNd YOu!", I was now scared, Sonic found Knuckles already?! What was going on?! (I think Sonic cheated in that round of hide and seek.)

Anyway red static came again and then I was back to the level, Knuckles looked like he was panicking, and Sonic was nowhere to be found. And this time that high-pitched squealing from the Silent Hill 1's final boss was playing. (If you put another specific music track into this pasta, I'm going to punch a baby!)

Was this some kind of boss battle with Sonic? I hoped to God it wasn't, honestly.

(Writer: "God? Can you hear me? I know that I wanted to start my relationship with my wife over again, but I want you to do something else for me instead of that.

God: "And what would that be?"

Writer: "I want you to not make this encounter with Sonic in this video game a boss battle."

God: "Dude, that's messed up. Choosing video games over your wife. God, out!"

Writer: *sobs*)

Suddenly Sonic appeared right behind Knuckles in what appeared to be pixelated black smoke, I made Knuckles turn and then punch Sonic, but Sonic vanished in black pixelated smoke before I could even land a hit, that terrible laugh went off again. Then Sonic appeared behind Knuckles again and then I made him punch again, and Sonic vanished again laughing. (The chain, Knuckles! Hit the chain!) Knuckles was panicking even more, and even I felt like I was going crazy, Sonic was practically playing with us, he was playing a sick twisted little mind game with me and Knuckles...

Another cut scene played as Knuckled (Fun fact: Knuckled is the father of Knuckles. He died for his family to keep ownership of the Master Emerald, which is why Knuckles practically wanted to make love to it during his early appearances.) fell to his knees and clutched his head sobbing, I felt his agony, Sonic was actually driving us BOTH (redneck) crazy.

And then in a split second Sonic lunged at Knuckles and the screen went black with another distorted screeching noise that lasted for at least 3 seconds.

Another text message appeared, "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?" (SOHNICZ BRAEKIN DUH FOARTHHH WAOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUJDHUFGFYIJKHOIEUWERYFHVHOAJIWP)

What the hell... Just what is going on? I started to think Sonic was actually trying to talk to me through the game... But I was too scared to think that.

I was brought back to the main menu and this time the second file box had Knuckles in the TV screen, his red fur had darkened to a reddish grey, his dreadlocks were dripping with blood and his eyes were black and bleeding too, and he had a look of sadness on his face. I began to think that those are the actual characters trapped in those TV screens on the save files, but I couldn't believe it (or not)... I didn't want to believe it (or not)...

So I shut off the game and took a break. I took a nap, wish I hadn't, (cut off sentences,) 'cause I then began to have the most disturbing nightmare, I was in pitch black darkness, though I was under the light given off by a lamp that hung high above my head. I could hear the cries of Knuckles and Tails nearby. They were saying stuff like, "Help us..." and "Why did you give us to him?" and "Run away, before he gets you too..."

Their cries died out as I then heard Sonic laugh, his laugh... it sounded a lot like the distorted Kefka laugh. (*punches baby* WAAAAAAAAAH!)

"You're a lot fun to play with kid, just like your friend Kyle, though he didn't last long (because both of you are SUCKERS for playing this game! Thank you, thank you!)..."

I was scared and looking around for the source of the voice...

"Won't be long now until you join him and all my other friends..."

I saw him walking toward me, flickering in and out in several directions...

"You can't run, kid. You're in my world now. Just like the others..."

When he grabbed me and I saw his bleeding black and red-eyed, grinning face, I woke up with a fright. (in the night. out of sight. with a light. on my arm was a bite. i had an appetite. until i flew a kite. and i wanna start a fight. at a tall height.)

After a couple of hours I decided to continue playing the game. I don’t know why, but I had to know, I had to figure out why this was happening... So I turned on the computer, turned on the game and selected Robotnik next.

I still thought that was wacky, playing as Robotnik, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said "...(PROMOTION!)", which I found really freaky.

This time I was in some kind of hallway, didn't really look like it was from any of the classic Sonic games, (more cut off sentences, oh joy,) though it has the pixelated style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark greyish purple with animated candlelight’s and a few dark bloodstains here and there, and there was a dark red curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 seconds or so that red curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you're playing the game you can barely see it move. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but I knew better, this was the song that played in Hill act 1, only it wasn't in reverse.

Robotnik didn't look entirely nervous like Tails and Knuckles did, but he did have a suspicious look on his face as if he was just a bit paranoid. He did a little animation when I just left him standing, he turns his head to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me, as if he has no idea where he was or what was going on. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, I had Robotnik continue onward. He did his usual running animation (You know, when you've beaten him at the end of a classic Sonic game and you chase him) (Until he gets inside his gigantic robot suit because he somehow ran faster than Sonic in STH2.) as we continued going through the hallway.

Then I stop at a long flight of stairs leading downward, now I was nervous, even Robotnik seemed unsure of himself, though I pressed onward.

As I led Robotnik down the stairs, I noticed that the walls have gotten darker and more reddish; the red torches are now an eerie blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another flight of stairs down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full minute.

And then I heard that horrid (Kefka) laugh again and then the music slowly faded until it was quiet, as it did the walls turned more dark red and the torches were a black flame now.

When Robotnik landed onto the 3rd hallway, I noticed he now looked really creeped out, though he tried to hide it, I couldn't blame him, I was scared too.

Suddenly, Sonic popped right in front of Robotnik the same way he did Knuckles and then red static. The red static lasted for about 15 second and then it showed me a most unpleasant image...(The unusual scale on my image terms ranges from completely normal to most unorthodox!...This image is in the middle!)

The image showed a hyper-realistic (because that's not cliche at all) of Sonic standing in the darkness where you can only see his face while his head and torso faded into black, and when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could actually see the lines in his blue fur, as if you could actually feel the fur if you touched the screen.

His face...oh god, he had the most horrifying smile I had ever seen. (God: "I'm still not forgiving your earlier encounter with me! God, out!")

And that's saying something considering I saw that image at the start of the game. (For a split fucking second.)

His eyes are wide and black and once again crying blood (Which also looked hyper-realistic) and there were two small glowing red dots in those black eyes staring RIGHT AT ME, as if staring into my mind. His grin was wide and demonic, it literally stretched to the sides of his face like a Cheshire Cat (Fun fact: Chesire cats are not real, rather they were based on British shorthairs for entertainment purposes.) except Sonic had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs, much like the Werehog's teeth except more vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish and from the look of it, he had stains of blood and small bits of flesh on his lips and fangs as if he ate some animal.

I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me...that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good.

Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the (Kefka) laugh, except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even...

It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...

"I AM GOD." (God: "How pitiful.")

It was when I read that message while looking at Sonic when it hit me, I realized right there and then.

This Sonic was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik and possibly Kyle, are just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims are trapped in.

Suddenly in an actual split second I screamed as Sonic lunged at the screen screeching loudly with his mouth wide open to an unnatural length revealing nothing but a literally spiraling abyss of pure darkness before the red static came again, this time much louder and distorted, so loud that it hurt my ears, I yelled and grabbed my ears as the red static screeched for a good 7 seconds.

Then it stopped and showed nothing but black screen.

As I sat there staring at the black screen, one last text came up.

"Ready for Round 2, Tom?"

The Kefka laugh (#fuckefkah), now sounding more clear as if Sonic was right behind me, played again 3 times as I looked at that text in shock and confusion.

Then I got booted back to the main menu and this time the third save file had a TV image of Robotnik in the same, tormented state as Tails and Knuckles; Robotnik's skin turned a dull grey, his mustache drooped and had blackened, his glasses broke and blood is coming from them and he had a mere dead like expression on his face.

I looked at Tails, Knuckles and Robotnik and I cried a bit, I pitied them for the agony they're going through, they were forever trapped within the game, forever tormented by that horrid hedgehog, and always will be.

Then the computer shut itself off, I couldn't turn it back on no matter what I did.

I sat there for maybe 25 seconds, horrified by what had just happened...

Sonic is the very embodiment of evil, he tortures people who play his game in more ways than one and then when he gets bored he drags you into the game, literally drags you to Hell, where he can play with you always, as his toy....

I can't get the game outta my computer. I think it's stuck in there, but at least I managed to turn it back on now.

After I sat there for 25 seconds I heard a voice right behind me, like a whisper...

"Try to keep this interesting for me, Tom."

I turned around to see where the voice came from, and what I saw made me scream...

Sitting on my bed... staring right at me...

... Was a Sonic plushie, smiling with bloodstains under its eyes. ("WHAT A TWIST!")

(So that was Sonic.exe. Was it good? OH GOD NO! This pasta had horrible grammar, horrible video game references, horrible...Kefka..., horrible characterization, everything was horrible! So everything must go! I hope that this story will slowly die a painful death on this wiki and no one will complain! This pasta should have NEVER become famous, and should have NEVER been touched by Muhatar! My Mario Kart creepypasta that's currently up on this wiki as a DELETION LOG REFUGEE (is gold compared to this disabled story that was probably made up by a retarded kid with autism and aspergers combined on his death bed due to cancer! Whew, was that a tough pasta to read! I'm the Creepypasta Critic and if you forget my name, then I'll murder you slowly while you sleep!)

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